The Brick Solution
The Stress Brick (TM) covers a huge number of situations. For those situations where a full brick isn’t required, a half-brick inside a sock makes for an effective close combat solution*.
I have discovered the ultimate way to keep yourself grounded: get yourself a cat. No matter how well things are going for you, your cat still barely tolerates your existence. For example, this morning I came home from a job interview that went really well. I was feeling pretty good about myself and greeted my smaller cat Connie in the manner to which she has become accustomed, at which point she was noisily sick on my shoes.
New Lovecraftian book recommendation: Red Equinox by Douglas Wynne. If you need horrifying monsters from another reality, he’s got you covered. If you want scenes that will stick with you after reading, he’s got you covered.
I just wanted to say a quick thank you to our Patreon supporters. You are all awesome and I love you in a non-icky way.
I hope you are all having a great day and your enemies are struck with a sense of existential angst.
* Doubly so if you’re a failed wizard with spelling difficulties and a sapient luggage problem.