In an insane world strapping the Necronomicon to yourself is the only sane choice…
Actually no, even in an insane world strapping the Necronomicon to yourself is a terrible idea and should be discouraged.
I’ve done this before but I’d like to give a quick shout out to the Lovecraft Ezine. Editor Mike Davis runs an excellent magazine, and it’s a great place to go for all things Lovecraft and Lovecraftian. On top of that, if you’re a writer of unspeakable horrors from beyond space and time then the Lovecraft Ezine pays good rates for short fiction. If you followed a link to us that Mike posted, we’re very glad to have you and hope you like the comic.
In other news we now have a TV Tropes page (warning: TV Tropes will eat your spare time like no other site on the internet, if you have other things to do don’t go there).