Are you ready folks?

“Please let us die.”

I CAN’T HEAR YOU

“AIEEEEEEEEEE!”

Ohhhh…

Who lives in a dead god under the sea?

“DEATHBOB DOOMPANTS!”

Soulless and hateful and evil is he…

“DEATHBOB DOOMPANTS!”

 

I wish I could say I was sorry, but I’m really not. This is a character that Cam and I came up with when CthulhuSlippers was just a half baked idea generated by caffeine deprivation. I’m not sure which one of us actually coined Deathbob Doompants but whichever one of us it was, rest assured that they are everything that’s wrong with humanity today. I always saw him as a cross between a Dementor and SpongeBob, with perhaps a side of despair. I haven’t quite thought of what I could make Patrick yet, but I like to think Squidward lends himself well to the Deathbob setting.

Our Patreon is going well, but of course we’d always love to see more support. If the comic can start supporting itself financially then we can start doing more things. I might even be able to afford to wear trousers more than one day a week (I’m really popular with out neighbours).

Have a good day everyone, may your enemies spend the whole day smelling like feet.

 

– Andrew

 

P.S If you need some Lovecraftian reading then this week I recommend The Children of Old Leech: A Tribute to the Carnivorous Cosmos of Laird Barron.