CthulhuCorp’s HR Manager, Nyarlathotep claims to channel the innermost wishes of the company into physical reality. Whether or not that’s actually true is up for debate, just not within earshot of Nyarlathotep as his hair trigger temper and immense power make for a bad combination. He arranges for new hires into the company and sorts out those who will be given actual jobs and those who will be horribly killed upon being hired.
Rumour has it he can grant vacation days. It’s just a rumour though.